yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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