Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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