: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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