Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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