This is not my ceiling
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
