Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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