8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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