No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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