Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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