You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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