just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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