it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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