I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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