No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Randomize
