i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just want to make out with him forever
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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