Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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