Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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