I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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