): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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