Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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