i don't like sucking hair
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was like eating out sand paper
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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