you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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