You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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