waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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