i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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