She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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