I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
soo... how was my night?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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