Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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