Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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