I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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