white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Floor bacon is actually really good
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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