this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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