we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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