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were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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