Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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