he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Randomize
