This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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