You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You need Xanax blowdarts
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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