I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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