There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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