You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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