I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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