Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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