im drinking this country out of the recession.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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