I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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