I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is wine microwaveable?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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