I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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