I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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