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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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