I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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