I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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